Was there really any question that he was phoning it in from a Charleston Riverdogs game?

I think the most depressing part is Paul Hogan filed a lawsuit against him to take full writing credit for one of the “worst sequels of all time”

Why is there still a hockey team in Columbus? Feed the neglected markets. Same goes for Phoenix.

If a hiking couple falls in the woods does it make an instagram post?

Not that this really changed the game that much. Ravens are struggling big time. I actually feel terrible for Flacco, ironically his best receivers now play for the 49ers.

A lot of my buddies went out there for the game, I should prob follow up with them and see if anyone was murdered.

Anything for the NGCB

“That looks nothing like a Magic Johnson”

Lift heavy weights

If you’re trolling... slow clap, if you’re not trolling, kill yourself.

Clock guy just read the NFL Standard Operating Procedure wrong, the OPPONENT of the Steelers, Patriots, or Cowboys is supposed to lose time. Fire him immediately.

I didnt realize so many men have these douchetags, but the name is appropriate.

ahhh man as a guy that gets keloids (raised scars) from the dumbest shit like shoulder acne i can’t even deal with this.

My buddies cousin (male) has a sun trampstamp

“zee germans?”

What I do know is that Patrick Kane will be handing out a lot of hot cosby’s

So Christopher never stops at that gas station and sees that fat white trash family and never kills Adriana and comes backs with this gorgeous mullet and porn stache. C’mon if there was a Season 7 this was it people.

Bahaha, this guy.. i feel bad for him.

Hey buddy! What’s your problem guy?

I sure hope SVP makes more than SAS... talk about talent to no talent hack, respectively.