Should’ve been an M.D., in that region of the world it’s the only way to get a father’s approval.

It’s like they sewed Undertakers 74 year old woman head onto a relative youthful roid body

If that was the worst decision of your life, I guess you’ve done ok.

If that was the worst decision of your life, I guess you’ve done ok.

I can barely get my wife to stay at hotel she’s so freaked out by them, we have to bring our own sheets and pillowcases from home, i don’t know if this is a common thing but I call her a weirdo for it. If she had this I don’t think we’d ever travel where we didn’t have family or friends. Me being a tolerant red…

I can barely get my wife to stay at hotel she’s so freaked out by them, we have to bring our own sheets and…

Logical guy here, why the hell would you ever use your work email for something like this? Sheesh.

Wow, way to live up to the hockey dad stereotype, prob a good thing the cop got you before you beat the shit out of the ref for an icing call.

The Redskins are a disaster and I love it and I’m 30min north of FedEx field just admiring our 2 super bowls in the new millennium

But they’re hella good at burning couches in morgantown

I was gonna say “You don’t win friends with shandy” but then I saw your reference damnit.

Good lord Robert, even Skins fans won’t buy into this.. and they’ll believe anything.

Talk about laying an egg(plant), what a chicken thing to do.

Despite what Rice did he’s an excellent talent and will do a lot for the Cleveland community. His philanthropic efforts in Baltimore and his hometown of New Rochelle, NJ have been overshadowed by this whole assault, as it probably should be, but let the guy move on and make a living again.

Brady Quinn’s so hard up he became a Saints fan.. tough ride.

Oh ya know, just breakin the mold for strength coaches everywhere, blazing my own trail of sorts.