Well, that is something for me to pontificate when I masturbate to that sex tape for the 1,000th time.

Yes, AI art sucks. It sucks about the same as human writers who trot out the same 3 jokes and observations about AI every single fucking time they talk about it. Maybe AI can’t generate new material, but you probably should. 

Yo, AVCLUB was actually at something and now there’s an article about it? Is it 2014?

I’m sure Hamas is right there onboard with the positive LGBTQ+ vibes, Hoze my man. 

“But I still like a real man.” Are we sure this isn’t Seinfeld’s coming out story?

I assume he was asked.

“I kind of want to see a classic film with commentary from one of the actors, but I also want to see an old kook go batshit insane in real time. If only there was a way to do both...”

One of the many highlights: the hotel rooms, for a thousands of dollars per day experience, did not provide fully-paid Disney+ access.

Derrs more to Oirland dan diss!

“Innocent until proven guilty” just means the jury should only vote guilty if they think there’s no reasonable doubt about it. Literally no one else in the world but those twelve people is under any obligation to consider it. And if anyone wants to argue this, I’ll just ask: did you wait until Harvey Weinstein was…

This is a real peach of a sentence as well:

you know you’re straining for that word count when you’re writing “Paul McCartney, the second-eldest living Beatle”

The work never ends for professional victims

Have they had a *good* experience on a film in the past 10 years?

Brutal to have to read an article referring to one person as “they” multiple times.

How is they still getting work?

When I read this it reads like multiple people were abused on the set. “They were physically assaulted. They recieved a back injury.” I get she wants to be called they/them, but it makes for ridiculous writing.

I was just going to say, I don’t think I’ve ever seen any story involving this woman which hasn’t been about her claiming something horrible happened to her behind the scenes.

A spy woman, that’s who!

Maybe we can have a “Better Call Martha” spin-off. Or one where Henry becomes an Olympic hockey player and people wonder in the final US/Russia game which team he’ll play on.