My own mother died on Thursday, and I was sure that was the shitty end-all of a shitty fucking year. But sure, why not get in some additional kicks to the nuts while you’re at it eh 2016?

THANK YOU. I was over here like actually no that isn’t right.

Journalism is dead. I knew in 5th grade the newspaper was supposed to verify facts through more than one source before publishing. What is this even?

Starred because of yes.

SO HORRIBLE

H O N E S T L Y

YES THEY WERE.

I’m going to have to ask you politely to quit it already with “sky waitress” for flight attendant.

Never. Ken Bone is a lover, not a fighter.

IMPORTANT QUESTION! Is your friend a man or a woman?

NEVER CHANGE.

K.I.T.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXCEPT NOT REALLY BUT OKAY.

This must only live in hetero world. I’m gay and have had sex with multiples of men. Have never Hey’d nor been Hey’d.

Not this white queen.

Came here to say this. He is absolutely gorgeous.

It’s a no.

Interviewed by or accepting offers from? Unclear.