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It is an interesting coincidence that Carrey, who became famous for talking out of his ass, is now getting heat for painting a portrait of Huckabee Sanders, who is famous for talking out of her ass.

Larry Drew will take over as interim Lebron will continue as coach for the Cavaliers.

Even Michigan State’s medical staff can’t get into the sweet sixteen anymore.

now they see an opening and they can take advantage of him

Harden has the corniest game of any superstar in the league. Beyond that fugazi foul above, half his drives involve shoving the ball into a defender and snapping his head back while shrieking. It’s genuinely unwatchable. Which sucks, of course. I’d really like to enjoy watching the team with the best record in the

This is the time of year that the Hawks usually shine. Because we all know that year-in and year-out they disappear come playoffs.

Powerful predator moves into Williamsburg, changes the local dynamic.

I used to live in a town that was on the Pacific Flyway and we’d get hundreds—some years thousands—of bald eagles that would come through in the winter. One of my favorite things to do (this was a small rural town, mind you), was go down to the lake and watch them absolutely wreck fucking shop on the ducks. Birds of

Ah yes, primal nature. Don’t forget, we still live in a world where predators devour prey and people film in portrait

Mueller is the Hawk. Trump is the pigeon. The Trashcan is America.

“I wasn’t a sweaty nerd, more of an Ethlete,”

“I’ve been preparing my whole life for something like this.”

And may I remind everyone, a Republican already said we should have another Kent State to get rid of protesting students last year.

Joan Baez got arrested like every other weekend at the marches. Friends said she’d get thrown in holding, eventually get released, go home, take a shower, and hit the barricades again.

It’s all about respecting their AUTHORTAH!

Oh, for fuck’s sake. I wish I could say this surprised me, but having grown up in Fremont County, it really, really doesn’t.

How is locking the kids in in accordance with local fire statues?

Kids leading the way....

These kids fucking rule.

In Fremont County, Colorado, local rednecks were so angry about students’ plans to take part in the walk-out that they called in a threat to the school to prevent the protest, forcing a lockdown.