I have one friend who is almost certainly you and I couldn’t disagree with this take more. He’ll call me like 3 consecutive days without me answering and just persists. It’s insanity. I can’t be answering phone calls - I work and then go home and watch TV or slip into a mild depression for hours. I don’t want to talk…

I hear you. It is a crime that Rex Grossman is out of football.

Sam Bradford is a national treasure. Dude is a role model for all of us who are just talented enough to get good paying jobs, but phone it in after a while instead of working hard to be #elite because being #elite is just too much damn work.

Blake Bortles won two playoff games. We live in a false reality.

Might be one of the reasons soccer remains a 2nd tier sport. “Flopping as an art,” “Extra time” calculated w/out using available technology and now the “I’ll decide if it’s important or not” reffing.

“OK, this guy can kiss my ass, too.”

Unless a cop has been shot or a kitten got stuck in a tree, 2/3 of every TV news broadcast in Fargo is devoted to the weather.

So, plenty of local-historical chit chat but no leashes in Michigan then?

Yeah, this. My girlfriend knows I have a minor heart attack when someone I care about rings my phone out of the blue, but she does it constantly. I have a feeling she thinks she gets all my shit when the worry finally strokes me out for good.

Sure, but warn me before you call. If I get a call without a text, I assume there’s an emergency.

I hate the old “Text & Call” combo. You get a “Hey what are you up to tonight/can you help me out with something” text and then because I took more than 30 seconds to respond, I immediately get a phone call from the person asking the same question. Calm down, I’m trying to gather my thoughts and come up with a reason…

This man will not shut up or dribble.

coded message sent and received, labron [sic]:

Did he pull a delicious five dollar, foot long turkey club from Greenie’s ass? Watch to find out! Eat Fresh!

a mentalist (just a made-up term for a magician)

I think the Bruno Mars conversation is also due to the fact that he’s a easy target partly due to the fact that he is a person of color. The people who go on these long diatribes on him, seem to be silent when faced with post malone or Gerald ( G - Eazy) who are actual offenders, but shrug.

Notice how Brady instantly got a sunburn?

It doesn’t look like anything to me.

What is wrong with the algorithm that this comment is dead last?!

Did he have to wear a cone to stop from messing with the stitches?