Came here for luck #1.

By tons of interest, he means a non-guaranteed offer of $1.5 mil from teams throwing shit at the wall.

They already had this in old Hollywood. ‘Fresh faces’, had to be a woman, and new in town.

But Da Markets Doe!

It’s poetry!

I have some general reservations regarding church-sleepovers, even if there aren’t any priests.

Yeah it’s like 60s racism meets 80s movie reference overload.

How about the rights to A.C Earl and Eric Montross instead of Rozier?

Immediately following the conclusion of his summer-school-prom.

I swear to jeebus I ‘predicted’ a referee stoppage. Although I was hung up on the idea of an eye cut, and the stoppage happening earlier before McGreggor was gassed.

I like the part where you pretend the Falcs aren’t about to fall completely off the cliff

We have adult only concerts, clubs, drinking places. Instead of working on a way to elevate their egos and tech-god status, Musk and Zuckerberg should instead work on tech to protect children in the modern age.

HAWT TAKE FROM 1983 ALERT!

Simon gave this act the Golden Buzzer last week on AGT. The child acts always get a pass.

I though the correct phrasing of that slur was “Martin Luther The Coon” , like how they do with Ohio State?

I’m jacked and pumped to see some empty talking head look at an image of early NFL standings! Who is going to be 0-2 in the AFC South first ? Riveting!

How about B.J. Penn vs. Shaq for $500 million?

Stacy Dash’s hawt-take persona reminds me of Scott Baio \[@_@]/

Seth has some pretty nice agil/spd/acc for a franchise mode in Madden! Lots to like about this guy.

Are you sure that’s a woman with the blue dress and not, you know...