Let’s talk about the real elephant in the room. Your Miami Heat have The Man-Bun. He will carry them to the promised-land, so sayeth the promisers of fate! He will defend Lebron or Hayward and splash 3s in everones face, while ripping Love’s shoulder out of the socket again. I imagine he will body slam IT at least 3x…

This is exactly what the alt-right/gamergaters/undecided voter-bros have been concern trolling about. “PC ruining our country” . Obviously not having this guy call the game doesn’t ruin the country directly, but anything that fuels gamergaters is probably best to be avoided.

Lifelong Celtics fan here, and damn I just finished talking myself into 5'9" IT last year and now the flat earther with all the charms of a TedTalker is our PG.

ESPN flashed a 25+pts/5ast/5reb avg + advanced metrics on Butler, Kawhi LeBron and Durant. Hayward was the 5th who fit the criteria. Clearly LeBron, Durant are more than those metrics, but trading for Butler, would mean no trade for Kyrie, and possibly losing Hayward to Miami.

ESPN flashed a 25+pts/5ast/5reb avg +some advanced metrics (like per and usage etc..) on Butler, Kawhi LeBron and Durant. Hayward was the 5th who fit the criteria. Clearly LeBron, Durant are more than those metrics, but trading for Butler, would mean no trade for Kyrie, and possibly losing Hayward to Miami.

They are significantly weaker in the man-bun area now as well.

How many similar trades have there been, where big names are swapped by 2 playoff teams, and the odds needle doesn’t even move in Vegas, nor with the analysts of fans?

Kyrie is younger, yet looks old enough to be Isaiah’s estranged uncle.

It’s more of a “comeback” as they used to say in kindergarten.

Who opens for him on tour?

This is garbage and a sign of a problematic and poorly run system, but the advice sadly still works. Trump wears tie and a suit, his family dresses nice... they get free shit all the time so..

“Camping” is what we city folk call “Bro-trekkers people pretending to be homeless”

Kyrie “Flat Earth” Irving didn’t fall for these tricks, he knows it’s just Xmas lights on the top of the Truman show dome, and someone is angling to put a damper on Kyrie’s celebrity.

Lists of foods my GF has brought back on a plane with her to San Francisco

Schiano men spend their lives hoping they grow up to be tough and smart Addazio men.

He’s a TE on the Browns, just barely sneaks under the requirement to be considered an “NFL” player.

Did he ever get to the subject of magnets, who do dey werk anyhoot?

Fake news, OBJ isn’t even on the cover of this year’s Madden

Good luck, it’s work we need badly!

Commenters are being naive about the way this should treated and projecting statistically unlikely hopes of “productive members of society if they had been charged as children”. There just isn’t much data to show that, although since these kids are white there are some stats that favor a better outcome than for…