I want to argue with you because you use coconut milk! and cubes of chicken! But I don’t really eat indian food so my argument is weak sauce. ;)

AB is a thigh-truther. He’s afraid of big-breast cornering the market.

Lies, AB is a thigh-truther.

Much respect, I would have made it through maybe 50 breasts and walked out of the job.

Not even remotely. For lazy people, put them in a bag and drive over it with a truck. Or have a WWE guy come over and suplex them a few times.

I’ve got a whole hawt-take on thighs. Yes it’s easier to cook thighs, yes the meat itself will have better flavor. But that’s the quitter mindset. Buttermilk and garlic for 4 hours and a pounded breast is superiour texture and the flavor can be customized. The presentation is much nicer for those of us who grew up…

Freezer bag tip is solid, albeit some might consider it wasteful, using 100 sheets of costco plastic wrap is more wasteful, which I’ve done many times.

Hold up a second, you watched Fever Pitch? Was that assigned by your boss?

amazon warehouse and hardees are hiring seasonal workers! What more could you libtards want? Free obama phones?

Yeah but wait until you work for a company that isn’t a bank, but was founded by bankers who are trying to rebrand themselves as a caring, human based institution (because they stole the idea from a smaller company they purchased a few years ago)

His ratings are low, and it’s the fault of everyone else!

The Sox are powerless Sans Rafael.

But if you eat quinoa you can brag about it in everyone’s fucking face all day and never shut up about how

Sweet potato is what some asians call themselves when distinguishing from white potato (white people)

A few of the ladies at work have recently switched to DISTILLED WATER gimmick. BTW this is after the already perfectly normal sized lady lost 10 lbs and dyed her hair way too often to try and cover up her perfectly fine looking natural grey.

What’s the over/under on how many of those Hilary-face shirts he owns?

In what dark, derpster corners of the internet is there a myth about GingerXtinction?

Dat Towel Doe!

/[Zombie-Hitler]: has been alerted by loud noises!

ESPN has been running victory laps around themselves all week about this “24 Hour DFS Marathon!!!!”