One cannot refute his lean.

That document ruins the soul of america! It’s pink! 4real tho, it’s almost shocking to see a writer with a salary instead of a per/share/repost/retweet fee

Indeed we are, I was most certainly the one to attack needlessly with harsh, pointless comments and I’m sorry I bothered you with them.

“Such my balls” wasn’t a clever line in 1983 why is it in a game in 2017 and why is kotaku writing about such lackluster drivel? (shark week?)

Cumin is a spice I learned to use when I started to cook like an adult (you know, when you switch from putting garlic powder on canned tuna to actually chopping garlic and using fresh tuna) and I never looked back.

Bill will forever be best remembered for his shade battle with Sage Steel while on NBA Countdown. He won’t be remembered for “inventing sports blogging” or “referencing TV shows and movies annoying white bros like”.

“Grow up kid”

I was being needlessly snarky, I apologize.

Yes most non-confederate universities have policies against hate speech

Us adults who pay obscene taxes and don’t crank out litters of pups every 2 years are the only ones holding society together :D Everyone else is apparently busy texting while driving their minivans full of brats.

John Calipari once “bought everyone pizza” while we (students) were waiting all night for the Temple/Umass tickets to go on sale. Sure it was only dominos and not the fantastic local (albeit greek style) “College Pizza” but this was before the days of Internet Food.

  Bro was trying to help you out here. Lets recap. A real person died and you’re posting fucking batman movie quotes like a 4th grader

So unique! No one has ever told anyone to buy guns before on the internet!

Don’t ever post a fucking movie quote again...

Yeah, so easy to enforce. Why can’t the world simply execute your magical solutions?

Indie means “independently published” . The term existed before videogames. No amount of millennial snapchat whining will change that.

Natural wood floors, I’m like dayum dey nice.

Note to anyone who doesn’t invite +1. Fuck off :D Not all couples are married and only inviting married couples to a wedding is the nail in the friendship coffin.

What about every person I’ve ever dated? Do they make the list?

You forgot to mention the “after drinks hamburgers” or that other “late night drunk food serving” that will run another $2k that you could have saved by telling everyone to GTFO and go to Jack and the Box if they need grease.