Same. I can’t wait.

My mind straight went to I would have loved if Kimberly Elise and Vivica A. Fox were in this...I want to laugh instead of cry at the end, this time around!

“Also, Melania’s entire outfit is gorgeous and now I feel like I’ve committed treason.”

I’m guessing some of The Root writers got together last night and where like “Tomorrow’s Friday. Let’s see if these comment threads can turn into dumpster fires.”

“I’m on you. You might as well call me. You will see me. I promise. Bro.”

Well damn. Just go ahead and tell this woman about herself.

*Looks at her race dying off from opioids and drinking themselves to death*

:(

idk if there is a challenge like this

Okay, I so want the girl twin’s name to be Sir. I mean, I know the boy is probably “Sir,” but I will actually stand up and applaud in my office if they named the girl “Sir.”

All I can say is, I’m hoping that the Church of Satan finds lots of creative and amusing ways to test and turn their “religious freedom” pro-discrimination policies against them.

Bey up in here looking like a Sandro Botticelli painting brought to life.

20 cops showed up for what equates to a noise violation? Yeah, that makes sense.

“This has to stop. This has to stop. Please, if you see a police officer in blue, hug them and say thank you . . .

Charcoal burner?...

(LOLOL quick story: why the heck was I signing this in junior high????? My ass truly believed I was gonna fight somebody over a man I didn’t even have!)

The couple family that makes horrible instagram cute videos of themselves working out together, stays together.

Fake news.

He is the first character I thought of when that post was written here about Netflix’s GirlBoss being cancelled and people were commenting on the difference between having a character that’s a jerk but compelling and one that’s just a flat out, unlikable jerk. Brian was generally unlikable— and yet—it was like I was al…