I don’t know why I think that sounds fantastic, but I do. Huracan suspension, coach built “New Pantera” body and interior, and an FPC Voodoo 5.2.

They’ve been negotiating their collective agreement with the city for about 3 years now. They’ve been protesting by plastering those stickers on everything ever since. The cops also wore stuff like pink camo shorts for a while, but the city got them to stop this year to look more professional for the 375th…

I guess its cool that they are keeping boxy fashionable? Thats all I got.

Stanced with adjustable chin spoiler and stack spoilers out back.

Technically legal is the best kind of legal.

Tried that once. Wore a rented tux and monocle but stupidly spit out the caviar declaring, “It’s like if dead fish had babies!” I was then “approached” and had to admit, “Well I’m not an owner per se (finger quotes), but I am an enthusia...”

Those aren’t communities, those are groups of idiots.

Track day/HPDE junkies. I have usually never run into such a nice, helpful group of people in all the things I do with my cars. Instructors have brass b***s and teach us so much about driving.

Shoot for the moon today. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the Starions.

48 around town in a TD? No way.

That wealth is going to start trickling down any time now!

But I thought thirty years of tax cuts would increase revenue.

Surprised you didn’t work a hooker murder joke in there. Or maybe a joke about arm wrestling and hats.

You know what else cause cancer? Life it self! Only death is proven to prevent cancer.

Best ~$50 that this weekend warrior has spent on the quest to make awful repair jobs less awful:

How about instead of removing the runoff, we put snipers around the track to puncture the tires of cheating drivers?

They have this, it’s called the Continental Tire Sports Car Challenge.

I meant the real Trans-Am, the production based road course racing series as in the 1960s and 70s, with some pretty open racing specs.

Just bring back Trans-Am as a proper road course racing series. You can use the in-field road courses and a lot fo ovals on top of eixsting road course tracks around the US as venues.

Why two races? Let’s just switch it after the halftime show.