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Oh no people will buy good cars the horror

If BMW were making these droids they’d probably roll out without the shortened name.

Right? I feel like it’s rare that we get to read this kind of transparent analysis this quickly after an off. It’s really nice, answers a lot of questions, and makes me suspect that the only reason we’re reading this is because it happened outside the red-tape-obsessed USA...

Putting a 1987+ 928 on a diet yields a very impressive car. The interiors are very nice but incredibly overdone and heavy. I kid you not the front shock tower brace on my 928 is lighter than the console ashtray. It is like Porsche designed a futuristic supercar then went back and figured out how to put a swank living

But what do you do if some anarchist in the house next to you paints his porch the wrong shade of brown? This is the land of freedom, and that means I’m free from having to look at a dark cappuccino porch, when it should be golden harvest.

It’s unfortunate and shitty, but in this business, it happens all the time. I can’t tell you how many loaners I’ve had scheduled that were canceled because some other outlet crashed the car.

Later, at a bar:

The gearhead in me is so glad this exists. The practical side of me is like “WTF?”. And the Jalop in me is thinking “I’d never buy that new!”.

So better performance than a Cayenne Turbo S, at half the cost, with much cheaper maintenance. Very interesting!

Noooo! I love looking at their inventory! :-(

Yes! Make them so expensive the drift bros can’t get their grubby little hands on them.

Excuse me, but I believe his name is spelled de vars.

With Tavarish gone, someone has to dish out the really bad advice.

It’s also worth mentioning that I found this at work.

It’s stupid in all the best ways, like having ice cream for breakfast.

I hadn’t considered that logic. You’re right!

OMG racists!

Are you tired of cleaning your race car windshield the old way?

Hi, My name is Martin and I’m a Millenial.