I’m here for “Space Fascists”.

Goodfellas got my ex wife horny.

My sister started this “shortened to Liam” thing when my nephew was born 17 years ago. Take it easy on her though, it’s about the only bad thing she’s done as an adult.

You didn’t rec it, you saved it. Now it’s yours forever.

I’m 6’4”. I’m not convinced it’s the best height, but if you feel that strongly about it, I’m down to let you show me why.

I thought you were doing a thing with the misidentification - you should’ve rolled with it

Only if the coke is the snorty kind... mixed drinks are for lightweights.

Mila Kunis is proof there’s a God.

Shut up, commie bastard! If they want to make more than minimum wage, why don’t they learn a skill that pays them better?!

Thanks for recharging my enthusiasm for this comment section.

That’s never stopped anybody from Philly before 

Because of this I couldn’t help but chuckle when Tammy Wynette actually did die.

🐀 ✝️ 

A former coworker of mine got a full ride to Syracuse as a part of the band.

I grew up one town over from his hometown. Can confirm that being from Waterloo, NY makes one a complete asshole.

STAR BARF

This is what the ‘79 ‘Vette post made me think of. Young Annie Potts.

So bad.

cringeworthy

Yes, this. Auto fail for this auto.