CUUUUUUSE!

I hope this has a life elsewhere that more people can see it because it’s fantastic.

When I see this gem with so many stars, and I see other posers with nay but a scant 6 or so, I am truly filled with gratitude.

America is the home of the shitty small town

what a wholly original and surely non-biased opinion

those are the moments that truly define a person. I’m gobsmacked.

Only a man with your burner could make such a delicious comment

Aw come on, Shaq has charisma. But, yes, zero personality.

Aw come on, Shaq has charisma. But, yes, zero personality.

This may be the weakest premise for an article in the history of the Internet, let alone Deadspin. At least the Kinja is good.

Likewise. A crashed bike does not maintain speed and rotation like that. Fuck anyone who claims otherwise.

Um yup

Agreed on your first point, but I hope you’re hitting the pressure release valve on that shit once in a while, harboring resentment is no joke. That shit’ll take you out.

Ugh. Ashley’s one of those “Best,” people. How disappointing.

Dat Jane Doe

I love love love my cheap Chinese $8 slim black leather money clip wallet that I picked up off of a Kinja Deal. I thought the clip was breaking loose after a while but it turned out it just needed to be tightened and it still works perfectly. Best money I’ve spent all year.

I love love love my cheap Chinese $8 slim black leather money clip wallet that I picked up off of a Kinja Deal. I…

Shit spoiler alert. I’m finally binge watching the shit out of Deep Space Nine. I knew I should have stopped reading.

Seriously, came here for this, not disappointed. This egregious error negates the entire map.

I'm not going to be able to stop laughing at this.

Thank you so much for this.