The Kinja Literal Police should get together and form a union.

College years for me. The best.

A&W burgers are bangin’. Better than any other chain. Now there’s a list I could get into.

Congress is the whole thing, Drew baby. Representatives rep the House.

Explaining why I loved it as a child and despise it as an adult.

The Percy Harvins?

Former delivery driver on the other end of Cayuga Lake here. I never thought about tipping much beyond “always tip 15%” til I drove. You best believe I’m a minimum 20%er now. Unless service is shitty. Then all bets are off.

Holy shit that’s harrowing (especially as someone who frequently wears glasses). Puts my pussy winter delivery stories to shame. Hopefully there was some positive fallout, like getting out of the ridiculously shitty delivery game.

Incroyable. Un moment parfait de football Américain.

Pete Carroll is amongst other things a 9/11 truther aka conspiracy theorist. I think that’s what’s being referenced here.

An underrated classic

probably.

So she went right back to where she started from.

Kansas City is not an option for people living in St. Louis. That would be like a Democrat voting for a Republican.

Oh shit those oatmeal cookies were the joint and eating the whole package with a pint of milk was the only acceptable method of consumption.

What a funkin’ shame. Too bad San Diego and Los Angeles have the same number of syllables but different cadences. Stupid English.

undetectable +1

That was a good first step. You’re a perfect 1-1 in this comment thread.

It’s not unpopped. It’s partially popped. The problem with trying to eat these out of regular corn is that unpopped kernels far outnumber these little gems of deliciousness. I have been waiting my whole life for this day

Trader Joe’s makes everything better.