probably.

So she went right back to where she started from.

Kansas City is not an option for people living in St. Louis. That would be like a Democrat voting for a Republican.

Oh shit those oatmeal cookies were the joint and eating the whole package with a pint of milk was the only acceptable method of consumption.

What a funkin’ shame. Too bad San Diego and Los Angeles have the same number of syllables but different cadences. Stupid English.

undetectable +1

That was a good first step. You’re a perfect 1-1 in this comment thread.

It’s not unpopped. It’s partially popped. The problem with trying to eat these out of regular corn is that unpopped kernels far outnumber these little gems of deliciousness. I have been waiting my whole life for this day

Trader Joe’s makes everything better.

I would assume that Arlington will be the model going forward. They’re gonna have JerryWorld’s 30 year bonds paid off 10 years early at least.

Sloane’s dad

The change in ZIP codes certainly helps that

I love it when that happens

I coat these motherfuckers with real honey and soak them shits in milk. Beethoven the way it was meant to be played.

It’s OK you can’t help it

Sometimes Deadspin loves to beat the shit out of a very dead horse

Ugh Geonosis looks so fake and on in terms of believability is cat piss next to Tokadana.

Happy to see people on here getting it right re: Sith.

Word on Sith. All the dialog awkwardly trying to tie up loose ends and connect to the OT is fucking abysmal. And incredible robots who can detect a person’s will to live.

I’m with this (5, 6, 7, 4), though right now for me it’s a toss up between Jedi and The Force Awakens. They both make me cry like a little bitch, but TFA does so with more frequency.