They haven’t been already?

And already 10 since Crapisode III

+1 rape accusation

Could be worse. My wife wanted Gwyneth. I wanted Gianna, but I know someone with that name so I never made the pornstar connection. We settled on Genevieve. I know there’s at least one PS by that name but there are lots of them with lots of names. But Gwyneth? No way in hell my daughter was going to be named after…

Theme from Dr Pyser.... brilliant

Not even when they play the Cowboys?

I bought this, along with Oscar’s Book and Ernie’s disguise and art Golden Books, to read to my daughter. They were read to her with all of the voices and her personally selected Oscar plush to help act them out as she giggled with delight. She was exposed to modern Sesame Street and even had some Elmo merch, but came…

Los D-bags

It actually gave me a new appreciation for the symbolism involved.... Slave outfit = a life condemned to being Princess Leia, chain = cocaine habit, giant slug = George Lucas.

Los D-bags, indeed.

Are we sure Tomusla’s no-show wasn’t just because he had a lot of catching up to do at his four other jobs?

The Columbia House reference pwns

Be glad you can’t. Addiction is real and it’s a sonofabitch.

Dude, a good dad would let his boys piss with him in a sign of manly solidarity. Come back at me when you’ve had a daughter for a few years.

Wow. As Huey Lewis said, it’s a small world. And he’s a Niners fan.

Freddy’s jig is EVERYTHING

“Come on get involved til the mystery is solved!”

If there’s anything good to take from today, this was it.

Consider the source

dat accent doe