Wow! So harsh... c’mon, Ice-T’s not that bad.

APrime is the shee-it.

Ha ha ha! I meant they should get out of their ignorant, tasteless Millenial heads more.

They are ALL assholes.

Those people should get out more.

As an East Coaster and a college graduate, I speak on behalf of myself when I ask, “What’s Towson University?”

Mmmmm you’re delicious

Looks like the Kings should rename themselves the Greg Hardys, amirite?

My football number was 76. I’ve been searching for years for an alcohol whose proof would match that number, sadly to no avail. At least now I’m am alcoholic so it doesn’t even matter! Whatever works, baby!

Boy howdy, that’ll show Greg Hardy.

This is a real stretch, Deadspin. I don’t see what this has to do with Greg Hardy.

No.

Only least unlikable when playing Patriots.

I assumed a fresh eagle daily.

Emil Muzz on the drums

the whole point of this kind of cheesy pedantic bullshit... make not doing drugs seem mortifyingly uncool. #missionaccomplished

Um no mixie the wellbutry with other druggies... dat’s bad bombin’.

Used to pass his shop all the time on my way to buy booze

+1 dropped assault charge

+1 futon full of firearms