Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

So anyway...here’s a magic trick.

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

Las Vegas Nordiques. Get ahead of it from day one.

I’ve never been more excited to be wrong.

He’s literally just retweeting things live now.

Hey I can answer this! The skyball serve, while mostly a novelty, does (in theory) accomplish a few things.

From swimming in meets to swimming in meat.

Fuck if I know. just because I care about best bear doesn’t mean I cares enough to watch this shit.

Counterpoint: OK Go is great and this sucks.

“No one is impressed by your dumb choreographed videos, OK Go.”

And don’t forget Burt’s timeless classic Parentheses are (not) your friend

That’s standard operating procedure at SFO. It’s called Closely-Spaced Parallel Operations (CSPO).

A few weeks ago I went to DC and street parked. About 45 minutes later the barricades and police showed up — they were clearing the street for the presidential motorcade. It was really cool to see it go by — something like 27 vehicles — and they made sure the street was entirely and completely devoid of traffic.…

This outa take care of that

Howard Ends, Ranked

He went from being a Cleveland hero to a Turkey club.

Why the fuck would I want to listen a marching band?

He got off lucky. No one was there to see it.