This is correct. The help page even calls it out. Completely unacceptable for a large percentage of the people where one of their multiple calendars is, you know, a work calendar. I understand this is a data policy thing but it’s still infuriating. Let me as the GSuite admin at least opt in. Otherwise I’m creating a…

Teal’c is simultaneously getting smacked in the face by a door in this clip. (But that’s only because it’s a time travel episode of sorts where they’re both in a time loop and it starts with cereal and door smacking.)

This is just a straight up lemon. I mean, that happens, despite every effort for that not to be the case. My Model S was delivered in Dec 2015. In that time, I’ve had the 12V battery fail, which they had a ranger come to my office to replace. My passenger window isn’t auto-shutting all the way right now, so I probably…

Not only that, but you are given ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD to make your wager. The producers come up and offer you some water. You have scratch paper and a pencil. You can take your time doing the math and figuring it out. It’s almost 5 minutes allowed (and even then they don’t cap it firmly, or push you). It’s…

*Macau

Tell her to say hi to Maggie. The contestant crew is absolutely incredible and professional and do a great job of making everyone laugh and relax. The buzzer is the hardest, hardest bit. It’s so hard to even train for, but trying to learn the cadence of Alex and understanding when the lockout ends based on when the…

The buzzer lockout is a cruel, cruel bitch. My episode airs on Tuesday. 250 ms lockout is tough. Lights light up on the side of the board when Alex stops speaking and the buzzers are open, but you try to JUMP that to get in JUST at the right moment, but in practice ALL of us spam the buzzer relentlessly just right…

This game was just absolutely crazy, and the energy in Chase Field was fantastic. What a fun “game 7.”

My brother is on the PCT right now. He started southbound from right under the Canadian border back in late August. He made it most of the way through Washington, crossed the Bridge of the Gods (a week or so before it was basically engulfed in flames) and then took a bus 22 hours south to start back northbound on the…

Let me tell you my fun story about this. I was on Jeopardy! And opera came up. Not great. (True story. Episode hasn’t aired yet.)

I’m friends with the owner of a large, local dildo manufacturer and, to put it politely, “he’s not just the president. he’s a member.” I have never once seen him wear something other than sweatpants. Never once.

Fuck, this is good.

Just for clarity, you overstate what Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle were paid. They were paid $20 million per special, with CR performing two and DC performing three. (Which, can we just talk about how fucking insane it is that anyone is being paid $20M for a one hour set to then be streamed and not resold on Netflix?…

You want big? These guys got big:

My wife takes fenugreek to help with milk production. Makes the whole bathroom smell like maple syrup when she takes a piss.

It sure makes it harder to rebuff his favorite “failing New York Times” appellation.

*Stage left (directionality is from the performer’s point of view)

We prefer “late stage boxing.”

To be fair, this has literally been the crime of Weekend Update for 25 years. The news bits are great. The bullshit interviews are just so painful, protracted, try-harding...