The camera sensor itself is rectangular, and oriented to line up with the screen for obvious reasons. Unless the sensor rotated, or was square and oversized (significantly, such that you could crop down to 16:9), or there were two sensors, one in each orientation, there’s a physical limit here we’re talking about.

I solve this problem by only showering every couple of days. That’s a whole different argument, but my skin is already hell and I don’t need to make it worse by nuking it in a steam bath every 23 hours. I do re-apply deodorant daily, and it works really, really well. I’m also actually able to self-evaluate my own…

My dog threw up ALL of his dinner in the back of the Tesla last weekend, fortunately all contained by the WeatherTech mat back there. Take it out, spray it down, good to go. I love WT.

Atlanta, kind of, sort of.

Our casual ask is “wanna have some fun?”

Could’ve at least added his trademark SAD! :-(

Corrao, of Orlando, was arrested on a charge of felony animal cruelty — a year and 15 days after his release from prison on charges that he shot and killed two chained dogs at point-blank range with a shotgun.

Pro-tip to making it amazing: Instead of milk, add one or two Kraft Singles slices and a heaping spoonful of margarine or butter. Shit will blow your mind. (And characters, instead of regular noodles. They taste better.)

About on par with the Dundees.

We danced to Only The Good Die Young... it’s kind of subversive in that funny sort of way, made better by the fact that wife is an ex-Catholic. Plus, it’s not a slow song.

We went with Only The Good Die Young. It was fun and fast enough, and wife used to be Catholic, so even funnier.

“How do you like it?” —The bull, probably

That’s actually not the clip they’re referring to. The clip pops up in that video’s post-roll as the Cancer Excuse clip, which makes more sense in the context of the interview, though the one embedded here’s pretty funny anyway, and still pretty relevant.

August 11: Virginia prosecutors announce that DNA tests link Albert to the bite marks. Later DNA tests match Albert’s semen to the stains on Perhach’s underwear.

A whole article about baseball dirt and you don’t mention baseball mud?

Actually snorted when I got to this part.

Upon video review... no, not IMMEDIATELY, but holy shit, within about 15 seconds or so. Christ.

The video clip you’ve posted is edited, right? They’re not literally immediately answering these, are they?

My wife got me seats on the glass two years ago so I brought my DSLR to the game. I was pretty pleased to snap this, though it’s just a run of the mill chip in into the corner. What an obnoxious sport to shoot cleanly. (Though I love that the puck is between me and the players, so Doughty, Doan, and Quick are all…

I never saw Avatar and having just watched the trailer, I remember why: nothing about that compelled me, and the weird Nav’i bullshit felt more like a protracted technical demo/proof of concept than something I’d want to sit through 2 hours of.