I'm not entirely clear on the need for the water... I get that it "keeps it fresh" but my relatively air-tight butter holder works just fine, no? To be fair, I'm in Arizona with basically no humidity... don't know if that would matter... (seems counter-intuitive)

It's also sold refrigerated so that you can actually transport it. They make butter bells that seal the butter in with a layer of water, too, but I just leave mine under a heavy butter thing.

It's easy to be flip, but the Washington Post had a great feature that really cut to the core of "how could a parent possibly leave their kid" that you should read:

Swiftkey 3. It's insanely good at error correction and entire phrase prediction.

Per the update, both Gracie and Sutton try to call these occasionally, Gracie a good deal more. They're still wildly fun when they happen the VERY NEXT PITCH, which is relatively rare. (Though he's been on the mark a surprising amount of time, and it's not like he's doing it every other at bat.)

"Up! Down! Strange!" bothers me greatly without "Charm!"

Thank god. Came for this, leaving happy. "Terms of Enrampagement. It's a *WORKING TITLE*."

What with being one of the top 10 wealthiest human beings on earth, you would think he could afford to fix his teeth. Yikes.

There was a piece of advanced industrial software by Rockwell Automation (RSLinx or RSLogic, I can't remember which) that used a very unique copy protection scheme:

It was a joke about the staid efficiency of the German people.

I was surprised the Germans had a word for "enthusiasm".

(This was a usage of a rhetorical device known as "hyperbole".)

They probably wrote a response to "how many" for when people ask (naively) "how many questions are on the test". Amusing, nonetheless.

In actual labs where science and such are done, lab coats serve an extremely relevant purpose: safety. Synthetic materials can ignite and melt into the skin, and in the case of this link, kill lab assistants. So they're not going to be phased out entirely.

Cheers to a 7 year old using "fucking awesome".

Dammit. Beat me to it. I would've gone with terrorist-from-Contact:

The "problem" is described at the beginning of the article. Sure, most of these go unnoticed, but some of them trigger crashes that are overcorrected and become VERY apparent: 600 points dropped is enough to make humans panic on their own volition, OR to trigger stop loss orders and wildly destroy people's stakes over…

Interesting, though I'm sorry to hear you've had that experience. As you say, your son's development of autism may have been secondary to the anaphylaxis, or loosely related to the fever, but it's difficult to really narrow that down. I wonder what the incidence rate is of people who have developed autism after a…

I mean, it's no Oozinator...

CHA-CHA: WHY TRY TO ANSWER THESE AT ALL? "I'm sorry, but I cannot answer that for you."