Now let’s see the videos of Minnesota fans pretending to be nice to everybody, while insidiously mentioning the one thing their targets are secretly ashamed of.

So now I have to hold my nose and hope a fucking Pennsylvania team can take down the Death Star? Christ, we couldn’t even count on those guys to vote against pure evil. Now we need them to stare it down and defeat it? Fuck me.

I hope they both lose.

I figure after last year, New England fans are probably about as insufferable as they’re going to get, whereas Philadelphia still has a ceiling they haven’t yet hit. Which is why it hurts me to say, but I gotta pull for the Pats.

Maybe nobody is bashing Penny Arcade because it was actually funny this time? I’m just guessing here. I usually don’t enjoy PA, but just now I did.

Nerf Now nails it. Lots of people just don’t seem to get that some products just simply aren’t marketed for them. Like, that’s really about it. Everyone of my parent friends said their game-playing kids lost their shit when they saw this while all the 30+ year old Nintendo fans online got pissy and snarky.

To those…

Well... I’m here I guess? This strip was pretty funny, even for someone like me who isn’t following or familiar with either game:

Three Panel Soul isn’t always about gaming, but it deserves to be permanently listed just as much as some of the others.

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Everything I’ve seen says that Trump thinks of Hope Hicks like a daughter, so he’s definitely fucking her.

No, it was New York and publishing. And someday I hope she finds out (I told a few trusted co-workers after I left, knowing NY is one-party consent and I wasn’t breaking any laws), because I enjoy the idea that she would wonder just how many of her lies and how much of her bullshit I (still) have on tape.

Michael Wolff didn’t carry a tape recorder; he used the recorder app on his phone. That’s why Trump & Co. were dumb enough to never realize just how much of their idiocy he was capturing. Now they have, hence the no-iPhone policy.

But a White House staffer tells the paper that it’s highly unlikely she would have been at a meeting of any significance to the Russia probe

AH AH AHA HAH AH AHA AH AHA HAHA HAH AHAAAHA HA HAHA!!!!!

People being helpful and considerate and a Ugandan Knuckles is still being disrespectful? Color me shocked.

I’ve had a few seizures playing (usually singleplayer) games, it can be rough to get through, and having someone there to support or help, VR or not, is a really reassuring, considering how out of it you are…

I am one of the biggest Destiny stans out here. Dig into my comment history and you’ll see.

“Thanks for coming to this emergency meeting. The Switch is doing great, better than expected, but we really want to take it to the next level. Ideas?”

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Love it or hate it, you can honestly say that this wasn’t anywhere on anyone’s “Nintendo Announcement” bingo board.

Video game sex scenes, regardless of the amount of work it takes to make them or the amount of “importance” it has to the story or character development, will always be an excuse to shoehorn in polygonal tits. Call me when games start swinging dong.