He owns a franchise of a business. It's not an independent business.

I've had a copy since launch, but I told myself I wouldn't play it until someone at Kotaku gave me permission. Thanks guys.

I've played through the game twice on my 360 and only once had something odd happen. Otherwise it was perfectly fine. Obviously my experience has been different than yours, but I just thought it bears mentioning that I found it almost without glitches.

Just need to chime in and say that I played the game on the PS3, encountered no game crippling bugs and only a (very) few moments of stuttering graphics. Otherwise, the game played as advertised and I highly recommend it to any South Park and RPG fans.

they went to the monitor to review it, and still didn't upgrade it. have fun with your hot sports takes though

I don't even give a fraction of a shit. An elbow to the throat is an elbow to the throat and has no place in basketball. That was a flagrant foul whether it happens in November or in June.

Once again, LeBron chokes in the playoffs. This guy just doesn't have what it takes to win the big one.

Hello darkness, my old friend....

I've made a huge mistake

Normally a divorced spouse gets half of everything, but thanks to the savvy pre-nup that Wilson signed, Ashton is left without even a quarter back.

"Jezebel was launched on May 21, 2007"-wiki

Would have been far more effective in removing the lint had he started from the bottom.

At the very least, they've nailed the box art. So much detail in there, and the dragon in the negative space is a fantastic touch. I'm cautiously optimistic about this one. Third time lucky, right? (Yep, I wasn't a big fan of Origins)

Until The Witcher 3 and and Destiny 2 come out. I plan to cling to me 360 for as long as possible!

Most of all, Darren Rovell apologizes for damaging the brand.

STUPID ALLERGIES! STUPID DUST! STUPID KICK IN THE NUTS!

Never change, Pop. You God damn national treasure, you.

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Or, you know, delayed into oblivion, like the "new" Rainbow 6.