There’s a lot of bitterness because when it was black people dying because of crack overdose, nobody gave a shit. Nobody powerful, that is. When it’s black people it’s a crime and drug problem. But when it’s white people dying, it becomes a national medical emergency. Like it’s terrible that so many people have died…

They chose to pay the actress who plays Queen Elizabeth on a show ABOUT Queen Elizabeth less than they pay the man who plays her husband.

Absolutely. Who knows Matt Smith if they didn’t watch Doctor Who or have never used Tumblr?

She’s been senator since I was 2 years old. I’m 28 now, and in the 10 years I’ve been voting, there has never been a real alternative. So it’s not about not paying attention. There was just no one else. I voted for De Leon in the primary and I know it’s a long shot but he’s the best alternative I’ve seen thus far.…

It’s because they hate Muslims more. That’s literally it. You can be pro-Israel and hate Jews. Fuck, I’m JEWISH and I’m anti-Zionist. So that really means nothing. Israel has always been a means to an end for both neocons and evangelicals. Nothing more. Even Jared sees Israel as a means to an end. I highly doubt his…

Listen, sometimes you gotta take one for the team. In this case, the team is the entire planet.

Jesus Christ I love this movie but talking about scene chewing

PREHISTORIC BEASTS WITH AN ACUTE SENSE OF SMELL AND SOME OF THE MOST DEADLY JAWS ON EARTH...and nothing. Way to be, gators. Way to be.

I feel so let down by alligators right now

Oh it’s not strange at all. It’s the same reason why Netanyahu is fine with buddying up to neo Nazis and white supremacists: his goal is power and removal of all non Jews and people of color to achieve the ultimate goal of the perfect ethnostate of white Ashkenazim (European Jews) (I emphasize white because I’m…

I almost had a heart attack before I got to the end of the headline. A cruel joke.

I cannot believe there was not a single Keanu-is-a-vampire joke in this blurb.

Yes. You must not realize that heroin chic had been the look for years prior.

AAAYYYYEEEE

I am also this person and I’m only 28. I fell into a lot easier than I imagined. One day I just realized I had no idea who any new famous singers were anymore and I found myself not caring at all that that was true.

My 11 year old heart is so pleased. I haven’t watched the VMAs since 2003. I miss better days.

And now I hate you for making me imagine Scott Eastwood masturbating AND Post Malone all in one go. I’m sending you my therapy bills.

This house looks like it’s screaming into the void.

There doesn’t have to be a pattern or precedent. Johnny Depp has neither, and he still did what he did. So anyone who doesn’t have a pattern is incapable? Really? You’re going to go there?

What about holding open elevator doors? I refuse to do so for people who run up from what seems to be the void because they appeared truly as if from nowhere. If you weren’t there when the doors opened, you can run and stick in your own hand between the doors. Don’t expect me to slow down the process when there are…