A mistake is getting angry at your friend and kicking them in the shin. Which isn’t even really a mistake, and rather just poor impulse control—but that’s how they’re treating the fact that some white teen boys tried to HANG A BIRACIAL CHILD. “Whoops! Chad just has some anger management issues. He’ll grow out of it!”

I’ve seen Joe in other stuff and I do like him. He’s very funny. But at the time too much was changing and I didn’t need a new character who I didn’t know or care about to come barreling in.

I may cry. I miss sanity.

Except his supervisor told him to do what he did. So he did what he was told. That’s the whole fucking problem.

Quick, let’s have a guess what Trump’s letter is going to say to his successor (assuming he has one and doesn’t crown himself overlord).

Wow he sounds like an absolute bag of shit.

I’m actually really worried about where all that money to the Red Cross will be going. Will it be going to help people immediately, in most dire need? I have exactly $2 right now, otherwise I’d donate. But I’d much prefer to donate to a local organization? Like is their a group that’s collecting money to pay for gas…

Being Jewish means it’s...pretty much a given that I reject him every day. Same for Muslims and atheists. No one is going to care if we reject him since by being who we are, we never were going to follow him in the first place. But they will care if you and other Christians do.

My least favorite thing is when LinkedIn recommends I add to my network one night stands and hookups from 3-7 years ago. It makes me uncomfortable knowing that they, too, have seen me in their suggestions. And it’s because I signed up for LinkedIn when they were still in my contacts, so I get it, but I don’t…

Like if there is a cultural tradition within a Nation of people becoming part of their culture through adoption, then fine. But it sounds like that’s not a thing in his case, and his own father is calling him a liar and saying he’s not indigenous. That article was...tiring.

Thank you. She did not, at all. She walked away from me and I kept following her and asking her to praise him with me.

Um, well my mom forced me to try sports and Girl Scouts, so that’s why I said it like that. Thanks. I was allowed to not sign up again after the season was over for sports, but I stuck with them all through eighth grade. I’d do things a bit differently than my mom in that regard. I eventually quit because of pressure…

I’m pretty sure it’s the atmosphere. But pedantry is unbecoming.

+1

As a preteen, I learned that Neptune was my ruling planet because my mom had this giant birthday book for every day of the year in her closet. I embarrassed the shit out of one of my best friends when we went to the beach (which was small and mostly empty) and I threw my hands up and started yelling PRAISE KING…

Honestly, Girl Scouts was fun for a bit, but then it got boring and I hated selling cookies. I do not have the sales gene. It didn’t give me a sense of independence, it gave me severe anxiety. I was sad initially when I switched to a new private school that didn’t have a troop (they eventually got one for the…

I am also 27 (although I was 26 at the time this past winter) and even though my tuning in was accidental, I just let it keep happening for mostly the same reason.

If you watch enough (wow I’m embarrassed), you can see that the storefronts are recycled in different movies (in particular there’s this one yellow storefront that is in like 90% of the movies) and so I like to think all of these whimsical things are happening in the same small town twelve times a year.

It’s absolutely coincidental, I guarantee it.

Phoenix isn’t bad. Tempe is also good, and Tucson isn’t terrible but it’s definitely worse than Phoenix. The rest of the state is a lost cause.