disfluency
Alfonso P. P. Fatty III
disfluency

I had blessedly forgotten about the tennis-visor-upside-down trend. Thanks for reminding me, Aimee.

Imagine being this way.

You really had to go the “not all ___” route, didn’t you?

On the contrary, he reminded her of her dear father.

Well a range isn’t specific. That’s all that matters for these things.

And how exactly did he raise them? I’m FASCINATED at everyone’s ability to comment on their parenting without having stepped toe into their front yard.

Why on earth would you think he’s either of those things? Because of some tweets? Do you know who his parents are? Do you think entitlement floats well with either of them?

I’m sure he knows. There is no way he doesn’t.

I’m grateful for it. After Carrie Fisher died I felt very distraught and I really mourned the loss of someone who advocated for people like me with all her heart, because she was a person like me.

Black clothing is proper protocol.

You’re supposed to dress very modestly though. Even if you’re just in St. Peter’s doing touristy things. For meeting the pope it’s proper form to cover your head and not dress on anything flashy. Black clothing is actually the protocol.

I’m about to flag your ass for blatant disrespect. Do you know who this woman is?

Why the hell would I want to live in a small town with no services, nothing to do, and that hates my existence? I’ve been to Iowa. Stayed there for two weeks. No thank you!

Mountain West, specifically. Colorado is not the Midwest. The Midwest starts east of Colorado.

Fuck you. Could you be any more ignorant and a dick?

It’s standard wear for children in very fancy English weddings. She honestly had nothing to do with it.

The children are bridesmaids and page boys. Not flower boys and girls. The traditions are a little different in England, particularly in royal (ish) weddings.

He’s garbage don’t ever put his face in my eye line again!!!

That seems like a loaded statement. She didn’t have NOTHING to do with it, but she certainly wasn’t the only one doing something, nor the one doing it for the longest time.