I am trying to remain steadfast. It’s just hard when every other post on Facebook is of someone getting engaged or married or having a baby.

It’s always better in gif form

Did you not see that episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia? You’ll have men in the comments freaking out about their ratings and begging women to change their reviews.

I just turned 27 and oh dear god, you’re not kidding. It’s been happening to me since I was 23.

I’m inclined to say no because my binder would be a foot high, also with appendices featuring diagrams, and footnotes so in depth, they might as well just be in the actual writing itself. And though I know that I am awesome and brilliant and accomplished and motivated, my problems got problems.

You cannot possibly be a native Californian if you were not born here. You can be a Californian, but native implies that you were born in that place.

Is this real

Absolutely true. The difference, however, is that Obama was not attempting to lead this country into ruin and he was not shitting on our governmental mechanisms. He understood the gravity of his position. He made some bad decisions and I can absolutely admit that there were times he fucked up. But it was nothing like…

They don’t understand we’ve been living in a conservative clusterfuck since Reagan and that having two Democrat presidents didn’t change that. We haven’t had a critical realignment since 1980.

KILL. IT.

Well I just turned 27 and my roommate is 19 so I feel old every single day because I’m still in undergrad. Woo.

HATING watching Scooby Doo? What? I’m so distressed by this phrase.

I also went to a small private school. We could not stop talking about it, and weirdly the majority of us liked Al Gore.

You made me listen to 30 seconds of Ed Sheeran. I will never forgive you for this, Clover.

I spent my mornings in 5th grade (2000) arguing with my friends about why George W. Bush sucked, as our homeroom teacher tried in vain to get the class to pay attention to the Revolutionary War and Johnny Tremain.

Interesting. I just had a dream last night in which I was yelling about gentrification to a room of old white wealth people.

That was my first thought, too.

That’s based off a renowned tactic employed by a teacher named Jane Elliott. Staying that late is ridiculous but that method of teaching about racism and segregation and discrimination has been praised worldwide.

I miss those days dearly.

funny how i and other rational human beings (i.e. most of us) can care about TWO THINGS AT ONCE.