I don’t feel good about mandatory sentences and barring ex-convicts from jobs. Especially since I doubt it would consider those who have reformed. Those ride service jobs are fairly easy to acquire and barring them from that seems cruel. Punitive justice makes me wildly uncomfortable, particularly since I just…

There are no words in existence strong enough to convey how much I hate 2016. If 2016 were a person I would eviscerate them, burn them, and dump them in Marianas Trench.

As of 2015, California’s gross state product (GSP) is about $2.496 trillion.

I’ve been wanting to abolish it since I was 16 ERRRRRRR (that’s the buzzer noise) try again.

Ok let’s secede and then make the US pay tariffs to import our movies, tech, and food. And to go to college here.

My FAVORITE THING is when people say the country could survive without us.

Let’s beat Trump to the punch, throw out the Consitution, and keep Obama for a third term.

Yes but you are confusing America with a country where everyone’s vote matters exactly the same.

Shuuuuut the fuck up. Seriously. Are you taking your concern trolling to other religions that do this, too? Do you care that Muslim men abide by modesty as well and also cover themselves?

Why oh DEAR FUCKING GOD WHY does “freedom” mean taking off your clothes? Why is it freedom to be told to take your clothes off, but it’s oppression to choose to keep your clothes on?

By shocking his employer that he’s black, it means that he probably looks “ethnically ambiguous,” which is all the rage in fashion. Mixed kids come at a high premium for anything from catalogue work to in-store signs (Target LOVES mixed kids) to the runway. It probably means he’s light skinned, too. We light skinned…

Those are quotation marks, and yes you are correct because you are quoting a phrase, not writing a full quoted sentence that ends in a question.

Me doing something I don’t like for my job is dealing with resident bullshit when I’m not on duty and I have a test to study for (I’m an RA).

I’m ecstatic. I don’t need these fuckers to look at all sympathetic.

It seems the women are being threatened with their jobs if they don’t want to perform:

This was my mother’s approach to the Tooth Fairy as well, which is why I “believed” in her until I was 10 and finally had my last teeth pulled so I could get braces. Otherwise, no money.

Interesting I read this as I watch a Wolverine movie. Are you telling me wolverines are NOT mutant men with metal claws that grow out from between their knuckles?

Saint Nicolas was not Santa Claus. Santa Claus is BASED on Saint Nicolas.

Universities have the authority to revoke admission and scholarships to students under investigation for criminal activity. Guilt doesn’t matter. Makes them look bad and they don’t want that attention of having admitted a potential criminal. In this case, because it took so goddamn long to go to trial, they seemed to…

It’s great how many people are bending over backward to tell me that I’m wrong.