disfluency
Alfonso P. P. Fatty III
disfluency

I feel bad for your daughter. She has an idiot for a parent. I hope she realizes that as she grows up.

I have no patience for his brand of black boy fuckery, but I am sorry he was killed so viciously. This is a tragedy for the community.

Mexicans can be white skinned though and identify as white. Not all Mexicans are mostly of indigenous descent and therefore brown. It’s why Latino/Hispanic is an ethnic identity and not a race. Because Latinxs come in all races and colors.

But like...what was the point of this piece? There’s nothing to this. No commentary. No questions. No interviews. No analysis. It’s just bullshit I’d expect to find in a diary. Which is fine, but not worthy of publication

Please don’t pretend to be a psychologist. Thank you.

It is a teaching mechanism in that it teaches you to not trust adults and that adults are mean.

Teaching teenagers involves teaching them, along with curriculum, to be good people, engaged in society and aware of the world around them.

Dumb kids choking on the surprise.

Am I the only one who noticed she wrote #chili2k16

Thank you. I was completely confused.

A little part of me dies every time Harry has a new girlfriend. Ughhhh why wasn’t I born rich? Why wasn’t I born in England, at the very least?

lol justin is white tho so nobody gives a shit

I’m so ashamed how much I love Bieber and Selena drama. I was 12 when Britney and Justin split and I was DEVASTATED but there was so little drama and I never felt like I got what I wanted? There were the songs. The end. I wanted more because I loved them. This drama is like...it’s never-ending. I don’t even care about

Justin didn’t say shit for years when his fans were harassing and attacking other people. But now that it’s turned around and directed at someone he knows, he doesn’t like it.

How is that interesting?

I’d like to say that I’ve tripped over absolutely nothing, in a wood floor hallway where there was no rug. I just tripped. Also, I’ve walked into walls for no reason. Like have you ever noticed yourself tipping over sideways as you walk?

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ALSO did you see the re-release in theaters in 2012? I worked at a movie theater at the time and I SAT RIGHT FUCKING CENTER.

I was in second grade D: but I loved Leo so much. I saw the movie twice and my friend’s mom fast forwarded through the car scene. I became certifiably obsessed with the whole movie in about 9th grade, though. AND THEN it was on basically every day on various HBO channels for the entire summer after 9th grade and lord,

We know the ship didn’t even sink that way now. OUTDATED LOGO, JEZEBEL.