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Alfonso P. P. Fatty III
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And those same people probably complain about female athletes being too muscular and not feminine enough. You can’t win.

Are you just willfully ignorant, or what? People of color fought in both World Wars. In WWI, Germans even went so far as to dump pamphlets on black infantries to try to persuade them to abandon the American side because Americans were racist and treated black people poorly. So the Germans promised that black people

Oh silly me! I forgot people of color didn’t spontaneously burst into existence in Europe until AFTER 1945.

I hope the rest of my city didn't disappoint.

I don’t know what’s happened to me, but I was so sad about Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney. I love Kinney for his run as Uncle Mason on The Vampire Diaries. But I hardly ever react to celebrity relationship news. This made me like, physically sad. I’m clearly ill or else my emotions are so surface level lately because

I snorted, oh god. Thank you for this.

Maybe she’ll get fired like Joey did on Friends when he told Soap Opera’s Digest that he wrote his own lines. His character got pushed down an elevator shaft. (Not that I condone pushing Melania Trump down an elevator shaft.)

1. What about black Jews? Cough. Yeah.

I think you need some ice cream.

He’s magnificent. Now go sit in a corner.

Rural Orange County...I hope you mean Florida.

How do I pin this

Raw chickpeas are good. Do you not eat salad?

You realize this is an old picture from the internet...she didn’t make those.

As I have relayed here often, I have child hands. They’re very small, and it’s something I’m seriously self conscious about.

I feel you. I inherited my father’s hands, although as a woman, it’s less socially acceptable for me to have child-sized hands.

Ah, how you have described my teen years. I was also a scholarship Jewish kid (and not just at camp, but all year round! At the very fancy private Jewish school I attended! I was never free from the embarrassment of having a three bedroom townhouse whilst my best friend’s 6 bedroom palace had a bathroom connecting

I am in love with your username.

Did you know those facts have literally zero to do with this case? Did you find the information about Tamir Rice’s father pertinent to the investigation into his death? Do you know that you’re doing EXACTLY what the media does in throwing unsavory but completely irrelevant information at us to make us care less?