you shut your goddamn mouth. “not beautiful anymore,” DO YOU HAVE FUNCTIONING EYES?

My family is down to one dog now (I am not happy as I type this; imagine an endless line of crying faces because just a little over a year ago, we still had 3, and we just put our 14 year old dog to sleep 2 weeks ago), but he is a boxer who takes up an unbelievable amount of room. He will always find a way to end up…

The truest of statements. Trying to explain this to people is mind-blowingly difficult.

My mom is a nurse and is also the best person I know, so I will be biased as fuck and I don’t care. She worked incredibly hard to get where she is (and she’s still working, she’s getting her Masters), and sacrificed a lot so that she could do something she loves and provide more for my brother and me so that we didn’t…

What almost made me cry (I don’t usually get very worked up about this kind of thing but for some reason this really upset me a lot) is when he said he’s never bringing another one of his inventions to school again. That, as literally in a way as one can mean a figure of speech, broke my heart. Way to stomp on this…

She seems to have a deep misunderstanding of the definition of satire. And as we all know, punching down with actual satire is still a big NOPE. It’s not really funny to “joke” about people who are constantly discriminated against. When your satire sounds exactly like the real, harmful jokes made during lunch in…

That’s not required of a democracy IF IT IS WHAT PEOPLE VOTE FOR. Democracy makes no requirement for the place of religion. It’s about voting and representation. Hell, democratic institutions exist within monarchies, which are the exact opposite of democracy.

Oh good lord did you REALLY?

Yes. The reason I can sound so good and match Taylor Swift when I’ve sang her songs in the past is because she doesn’t...like...really sing? Inflates my ego, though.

That’s not a good idea either, given the history of Black men (and women) being portrayed as wild and uncontrollable heathens, who cannot be trusted. This stereotype is based on the belief that black people are animalistic in their urges and behavior, and that the white women must be protected from the insatiable,…

Africans and their *continent.

You seem to actually be the one who’s 10 years old, given that you can’t comprehend why people ask these questions as adults–questions, mind you, that have been asked for THOUSANDS OF YEARS by people probably a whole lot smarter than you clearly are.

It’s actually not wonderful. As a Jewish person, it’s insulting as fuck.

This is actually horrifyingly insulting, given that there is an entire religion of millions whose life it is to follow these laws–the more practical ones, that is, and also without the murder for failure to follow them. Jews don’t sacrifice animals anymore, but we do VERY much follow the laws of kashrut outlined here.…

Eh, it’s a little different depending on the type of bear. Grizzlies don’t like humans but they aren’t skittish, either. Startling them with pots and pans is a no no. A startled bear is not a happy bear. Talking loudly, yes, that’s fine. If you’re far enough away where you see it but it doesn’t see you, then being…

GOODBYE.

How do I star this comment more than once?

Some surgeons won’t even do it if you haven’t had children yet. As if we all want to have them. I mean I do, but that shouldn’t be an assumption, and I may just adopt. I get that breasts can grow during pregnancy, but for example, telling a 22 year old to wait until she has children when that’s not even something she…

YES. I always tell guys, “You realize DD is not that big, right?” I wear a HH. It’s horrible. I completely empathize with Ariel about the bathing suit thing–I haven’t been able to wear one in many years. Bras are also horrifically expensive when you get to bigger sizes...it’s just an enormous blow to the self-esteem,…

Pretty sure you don’t understand the purpose of a wildlife center. They’re held to be rehabilitated because they’re sick or injured, they were abandoned when young, and/or researched for the purpose of bettering their quality of life and understanding the impact of humans on their environment and behaviors. They also…