Nice one. Mine was “Best Ever Death Metal Band Out of Denton”... or maybe “First Few Desperate Hours”... I can’t quite remember (apologies for contradicting your point). A friend played me one of those two, and I went out and bought We Shall All Be Healed shortly thereafter.

...Or how about the Mountain Goats song with a chorus that feels most appropriate to life in the continuous waking nightmare of 2020:

I’m sorry, but let me just give everyone the best Mountain Goats song there is and let that be that:

Jerky Boys this is not but at least it wasting some idiots time

That’s still an appallingly high number of very stupid people.

He didn’t even succeed in tricking black men in swing state into throwing away their votes, only CO was technically a swing state.

I still can’t believe the ego it takes to run in an election with no plan, no ideas, no reason except to sate their own ego.

yeah I know, like everyone here I’m just impossibly disappointed and stunned that this race is even competitive because of the fucking electoral college that the Dems have NO chance of getting rid of; even that interstate compact needs way more states to circumvent the electoral college, and that’s just not happening.…

My main point is that the American electorate overwhelmingly did not want Trump. That may or may not end up mattering because of the electoral college, and the fact that Trump received any votes at all is depressing and a failure of the electorate, but the fact that Trump is doing this well is mostly the fault of the…

If it makes you feel any better, Biden has received more votes than any US Presidential candidate in history, and is going to receive a lot more once all of California is counted. The only thing that makes this look remotely close is the stupid electoral college.

You shouldn’t do that,

um, I hate to ask this because of what the answer might be, but did Bernie also happen to know what the ultimate outcome might be for this election? (other than my losing even more respect for the American electorate due to a non-landslide win for Biden?)

I would just like to say that if, at any point in the future, anyone says to me “you should be optimistic because of this poll,” I will stab them in the face. It’s now been definitively proven that polls are total fucking bullshit.

Really, really wanted to believe that there weren’t quite so many utter dogshit people in this country.

If you had any shred of hope left in the American people, this experience should have put that to bed. This is who we are. Trump country.

As a South Carolinian, I knew the state would go red, there wasn't a chance in hell otherwise, but I really thought we had a shot at ousting Lindsey and frankly that's the biggest bummer of the election for me. Like no lie, even if Trump wins, I'll still be more mad about Graham.

Also another appearance of the cloud city ice cream maker 

Not gonna lie, as great as everything else was about this episode, my favorite thing about it was Timothy Olyphant playing the marshal of a frontier mining town and W. Earl Brown playing the saloon barkeep.

“The Howling” is an entertaining romp with some unexpected intelligence, but no, “American Werewolf in London,” is the clear winner. Humble-brag, but I appreciate it more after having traveled in Europe as a young man.

The game should be to find this cat. I didn’t find the cat but I found the sunken shower thing. Not sure if that is supposed to be the “bathtub.”