It's so obviously a closeup of Iron Man's buttplug.

I didn't make it all the way through. Reading it for me was like hours and hours of the best foreplay you've ever had without ever getting to orgasm.

His best, in my humble-but-accurate opinion.

Really? I think pretty much anything off Plastic Ono Band beats it.

He was a brilliant asshole. Like many great artists.

Nor did he say he was going to do it. Lennon was a smart guy, and well aware that he was part of the problem too.

It's in the first sentence: "I had already begun to want to leave."

Too soon!

Was this guy's name Spike Lee, by any chance?

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

You can barely see them bat nipples.

I have a soft spot for Destroyer, Rock and Roll Over and Love Gun. Mostly because nostalgia. Not a fan of anything else.

Good day.

That's the spirit!

Forge has obviously kindled their wraith.

A nation of fuckups who mostly refuse to vote.

This should make your day.

But even hating him, I still found myself rooting for Walt from time to time. That's down to the nuanced writing of those two geniuses Gilligan and Gould.

Too much resistance for me.

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