Meeeeeeeeeeeembraaaaaaaaaaaane …

Membrane is the one most keyboard owners have.

Well, maybe not Hep C.

Membrane is the one most people have.

And conscience.

Now that's one we can get behind, especially the lamentations of the women part.

You forgot dig your well before you're thirsty and only work on One Thing at a time.

Mechanical keyboards are the shit.

And he's a pillar of the community!

This asshole actually has a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back?

Two sides of the same coin.

Happy birthday!

Ugh.

*gleefully clapping hands*

I would love to find out that COVFEFE was the result of frantic lawyers wrestling his phone out of his tiny, tiny hands.

On a slightly-related note, here's Comey's opening statement for tomorrow.

Too soon!

It's a sneaky way for the show to get around having to pay for the use of the song, too. Recognizable, but technically not "Smoke on the Water."

Granddaughter.

And to make sure Hector took his jacket off.