Oh man, whatever happened to her?

Ugh.

Ooh, another good one.

"That cat was the best fuck I’ve ever had."

Bill Burr had a moment there.

Please tell me Steve Martin hasn't raped anyone.

Classic.

Ha ha. I would say the absolute worst is when someone replies to one of your comments and begins with "Um …"

He's more thought-provoking than funny now. For me, anyway.

Same here! The Austin special seemed to be more sexually-oriented humor too, which isn't as funny for me.

I don't want to belong to any fight club that will accept me as a member.

That's just the kind of thinking we'd expect from a sentient autonomous penis …

It's almost … ALMOST … like these generational categories are a bunch of made up bullshit to sell stuff.

BONG

Me too, Fancy. Me too.

The Shining

Was Tommyknockers the one that he doesn't remember writing?

YES!

Yes, the rumor is that the first film is the kids, and the sequel will be them as adults dealing with Pennywise's return.

Me too, because it took me that long to read 1,100 pages.