*plugs in black light*

*SLAP*

"What did the five fingers say to the face?"

Faces wannabes with a Captain Beefheart fan singing lead.

I honestly think Lydon was looking for a way out, too.

It's true, a lot of people are gonna miss that old queen …

Yeah, what are you trying to pull?

Sad.

Held together by fucking string.

Stays hard for the first 90 seconds, then pfffffft.

*fist pump*

Uh, no. Mr. Johnson.

I send Nutella and jelly sandwiches in my daughter's lunch. Best or worst parent ever?

Also, no jam.

Mine: toasted wheat bread, Smucker's strawberry preserves, Jif Extra Crunchy.

Is that the one where they eat shit?

Here's a more recent one for something he was working on with Steve Niles. Just amazing.

Cig just forgot the HTML tags.

That's right. Gotham on your feet to the lyrical flow of Bane.

"The One Sex Secret That Will Have Her Begging for More" works too.