Nor am I an alcoholic!

Nah, that was included in the director's commentary track of her original film.

My money's on oil lobbyists.

*Seinfeld bass line*

And … it's gone.

Cunnilingus … rim job!

Or … was he?

What?

SAD!

Carson Daly's.

tl;dr

Nothing against the guy, but I think I'm done with Craig Finn's schtick.

Those lyrics are absurd(ly great)!

Even the way he kept calling the band "gentlemen" was menacing.

Shout out to Memphis' own Wiseacre Tiny Bomb, voted by Men's Journal as one of the 101 best beers in America.

High life for the lowlife!

You Nexus, huh? I design your eyes.

I was so close …

Comedy genius, not statistics genius.

God, such a great album …