When did Jeff Tweedy become Guillermo del Toro?

And no jazz hands!

Oops, that's lube.

*single tear rolls out of a brown eye*

Emails!

I'm always reminded of Carlin's bit about that: think about how fucking stupid the average American is, and then realize that half the population is even stupider.

Animatronic penises tend to fall into the uncanny valley.

https://youtu.be/X7XbukdoGmM

You reminded me of this tweet from the last World Cup.

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24?! Christ, I'm old.

She also had a nose job.

With a montage!

Supposedly, while recording the first album, the Shaggs abruptly stopped playing. When the engineer asked why, they explained that they had made a mistake and needed to start over. He was baffled as to what constituted a mistake.

Don Knotts

I know
It's only Geritol
But I like it, like it, yes I do!

Bazinga!

Thanks!

*golf clap*

Never seen it, but I can't stop laughing now.