Odwalla!

Win, have you seen these Funko Shaun of the Dead figures? Seems up your alley …

Unless Mothra is actually Clint Eastwood, then he's preaching to the chair.

Fuck that. Make an amp that looks like a fridge, then we'll talk.

We have a winner!

FFS

A thousand times yes. And with the exception of Johnny, if we could not make them teenagers this time …

NICE TRY, INTERNET!

Christ, that Superdrag song was annoying and repetitive.

The Thing poster is in the playroom and the Dark Crystal poster is in his room. I think.

With a John Carpenter score!

Uh uh. The oval of existence.

And then caused the Great Recession.

Not for any reason, but no reason. The one thing I remember from my MBA law class …

*sad trombone*

What's the difference between a trampoline and a banjo?








You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.

Or UPS. Their website says your package is on the truck for delivery, but nope - they lost it.

"Oh … oh … my life …"

Holy shit, that's bizarre.

Everything he does is exaggerated and over-the-top, including his facial expressions. It's hard to look at, no question.