I'll just leave this here …

Honestly, he has a pathological compulsion to attack any famous person who says anything negative about him. He literally can't help himself. So, if we can just appeal to every celebrity to take shots at him on Twitter, he'll do all the heavy lifting for us.

And the funny thing is, he know's he's going to lose, and is already claiming the election will be rigged.

This make the most sense to me.

I'm stealing this.

Someone recently made the very credible argument that what we're seeing now isn't Trump as usual, but a 70-year-old man who is losing his marbles.

Memphis as fuck.

Sadly. But hey, Teti's mom gotta eat, too.

God, I hope that last story is true.

Hubba hubba.

Which one is the best?

GREAT JOB, INTERNET SHILL!

Milo's Wife Gets Tenure

And put a shirt on, Iggy!

Congratulations, you've out-Pitchforked Pitchfork. Also, I am old.

Just watched the first ep last night. I'm hooked!

Boo.

Elisabeth Brooks, hubba hubba.

The fiscally responsible, middle-aged me hopes Milo retired early and is collecting a pension while pursuing his goals. My 16-year-old inner child, however, hopes he walked into work and told everybody to fuck off.

Spot on.