Perhaps her backstory will be explained and we will learn why she's a 43-year-old fourth-year associate. Patience … Patience …

Grammar humor.

Ha! Just wait 'til you find one on your balls.

Saw these guys at the P&H in Memphis over the weekend. It's a rare occurrence these days, but I love being blindsided by a great band when I least expect it. Good stuff!

This trailer is exhausting. It makes me tired just watching it. In fact, if I didn't know bet … zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Classic.

*golf clap*

I must have watched Blade Runner 20 times before I realized the matchstick man had a hard-on.

And HBO for an additional $15, which seems like a lot until you realize you're paying $100 or more to a cable company to watch four channels. At least that's what I was doing.

Kinda like how I can't look at the Walmart logo without thinking of a puckered asshole. I like it!

Laugh track.

Mushroom cloud.

Now that I would watch.

"Oh Mee-chum, come hee-uh boy!"

I will never NOT love the entirety of You Gotta Say Yes To Another Excess. I found it at just the right time in high school when I was opening up to less mainstream music. This song was the clincher:

Never watched the show, but Ms. Atwell shore is purty …

Good point!

No one is as dumb as all of us.

Tuco?

Tuco showing up last season kind of bummed me out for that very reason. It was cool seeing him again, but that little voice in my head was still saying, "Really?"