diseasesofgenehackman
Diseases Of Gene Hackman
diseasesofgenehackman

The one thing I remember about my experience seeing The Mummy Returns in the theater - besides that horrific Scorpion King CGI (bad even by 2001 standards) - was that it gave me a splitting headache. Too much, too loud …

So you're saying there's a chance?

Where, here?

"There once was a man from Nantucket. He owned a sailboat. I haven't seen him in years."

Oh fucking fuck yeah, glad I could help!

"The Dandy Warhols first recorded the album in lead singer Courtney Taylor-Taylor’s basement on an ’80s cassette recorder, then longtime Stereophonics producer Jim Lowe put the finishing touches on the LP …"

Absolutely.

Oh yeah.

But funnily enough, many critics hated it for a lot of the reasons people hated Prometheus.

My biggest issue was with the editing that created all the confusion. Much of the shit people bring up was very easily explained by deleted scenes.

Or the stuff she kept injecting herself with had a rapid-healing agent? You know, science FICTION?

Exactly. If you watch every scene between those two before the one with the Hammerpede, the biologist is clearly trying to befriend the geologist, attempting to shake his hand ("I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make money"), laughing at his comments during the briefing, clumsily bumping helmets and smiling as

But your point was that he couldn't get lost because he had the mapping equipment, not that he was stupid.

Sigh.

Except he didn't have the mapping equipment. He took his helmet off around the time they found the body and walked off without it. He put it back on to smoke weed when they finally made it back.

You stretch him out, he goes back to his original shape. It didn't take much to entertain eight year old boys in the Seventies.

It's a testament to Netflix's flexibility.

*waving hands*