Emma, if you’ll excuse us, we would like a man to explain how baseball works, thanks

I forgot that a Houston team actually played tonight

So what is it when we make fun of Sessions for looking like a Keebler elf?

A lot of very stupid people will continue to eat shit in the name of partisan politics or their own embarrassment at being told repeatedly who and what Donald Trump was and completely and totally ignoring that and voting for him anyway.

You sound like some jilted ex, except on behalf of a country.

Oh yeah, Trump definitely fired Comey over the way he handled Hillary’s emails, giving the election to Trump. It DEFINITELY has nothing to do with the FBI investigation of Trump’s ties to Russia. Definitely...

John Adderwall

Even more shocking is that only 628.5 people live in banks county.

Judge Mingledorf moonlights with the Ministry of Magic.

Because all those voters have been brainwashed since birth into believing anything Republicans say. Politics has become so tribal, and voters all toe the line when told to do so. Also, let’s not forget how beholden Republicans are to the insurance companies.

Because Fox News.

You cant afford to go out to movies, sporting events or any other type of entertainment, so you have sex. You cant afford protection so you have sex without protection you can’t afford an abortion so you have a kid. People are just trying to live and love as best they can. Sadly income is a big decider in how you get…

I refer to Gandhi on this one. “I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike him.” 

It is a book for conservatives to buy for their liberal daughters as an underhanded fuck you.

Papa trump would not like a 30 years old mentality in Ivanka.

Deadspin’s constant obsession with shitting on Bill Simmons is getting a bit tiresome.

LeBron’s Cavs did it last year...

Isn’t Poppovich the GM of the Spurs? Or at least the de facto GM sort of like Belichick is the for the Patriots?

5-6 figures at most. The PR was terrible, but United would have an easy claim that it wasn’t them at fault.

When your whole strategy for winning is based on lying and disenfranchisement, your party sucks.