At least the refs use it for their glaucoma.

I actually agree with you and Thrumbrillo in principle. Sometimes we will have to make compromises. My issue is that it’s always the same people who are asked to make the compromises. We always tell the marginalized people to suck it up and that Congressman Joe Blow is good enough. We don’t demand Joe Blow to change…

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

Wow. That’s going to cost a ton of iPhones. He better stop buying so many.

They’re snarky because this guy, while doing an undoubtedly good public service here, also expresses surprise that tax deductions mostly benefit the well-off and that the government doesn’t actually provide for all the needs of the poor and sick. One of the richest and most powerful men in the last couple decades in…

Blog refuses to congratulate white man for coming to a very basic realization about his privilege several decades later than he should have, commenters get mad.

Local Commentariat Complains About Soft Ribbing Billionaire Recieved for Stupid Comments

Only Messi really knows how taxing those ten years were, however.

Hottest of takes; Reese’s kind of suck. It’s subpar chocolate mixed with subpar peanut butter that’s been shelf-stabilized to within an inch of its life.

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

What? No. hahahahhaha

She sounds like a special cheeto (my version of their “special snowflake” name they have for Libs) with these comments, she’s so fucking tone deaf, she’s lucky she even gets a platform to spew her hatred. Her pro choice comments are not welcome to a majority of people on the right and her  hate speech isn’t welcome to…

She just wants out of her contract so Bill O’Reilly can bring her into Fox News, take her under his wing and really help her career out.

If you just want to see unionized workers make excuses for why black people deserve to be killed, we already have police unions.

I am against calling them bullet trains. I prefer wizard trains.

They don’t want to do the leg work to figure out which politician will govern effectively have the time to inform themselves about the candidates because theyre working two jobs in order to afford rent andother trivialities such as health insurance premiums that exceed 40% of their net monthly income

This is why I always ask libertarians if they like dealing with their cell phone carriers. If the answer is no (which is always fucking is) I then have to ask them THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK LIBERTARIANISM IS FUCKING AWESOME? Do people really want to eat MORE shit from companies than they already have to eat?

Seriously? Do you think the party already seated would AGREE to that?

"Oh, no. That's okay. He's not with us."

"Well, in that case, Sir, if you'd like to dine with us we have seats available/it'll be an X long wait/could we interest you in take-away?"

Not that hard.