Thanks for clarifying. I recall having problems finding a 2" hitch when my wife had a 2012 Impreza. Oddly my newer GTI has plenty of options. Probably because in Europe Golfs are heavy duty tow vehicles.  Wife now has an Odyssey though so it gets bike carrying duty.

I’m shocked Demare wasn’t docked, too. He shifted about four lanes and nearly took out the Katusha rider. Had he clipped wheels, there would have been a second crash in the final meters.

Before any one goes and starts feeling bad for cycling’s dirtiest racer....

Ridiculous. Obviously, Sagan’s elbow flicks out after Cavendish has already hit Sagan and it’s reflexive, not aggression.

Just goes to show that GM is truly innovative - they’ve had vibrating trim panels years before everyone else.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

Used to do this real dick move at the bars where if a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number, I’d give her the number of a guy I knew and hated. Jimmy just gave out Gar Forman’s number

Would they like Dwyane Wade? Asking for a friend.

Plate jokes.

For those that don’t know it, I submit the “transcript” of their conversation.

Keep Austin? Weird.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
Cause if I were a oscar mayer weiner
Everyone would be in love
Oh everyone would be in love
Everyone would be in love with me

Can Carmelo come to the Bulls and drive off GarPax next?  

Yeah thats a railway bridge, and America does not invest in railways.

I can’t wait to see the asshole’s mugshot. Good work CHP. It’s jerks like this that make it tougher on all the other riders trying to be safe out there.

Chester is 72 years old. He’s been dreaming of owning a Corvette for the vast majority of those years. He worked hard and played it safe. He’s got enough money to bring home a Vette and the wife says it is ok. Now he knows the one’s from the 60's were way faster, buta new Vette is part of the dream. He orders his…

Way back when, I worked at a grocery store. We had a greeter who was your typical 80-something year old retiree. He drove a Z06 convertible every day. Even the dead of winter. One day when we got over a foot of snow, I saw him drive that damn Z06 like it was the middle of summer. Still makes me smile to this day.

NUH UH, NOT TRU. I DD A 28 YEAR OLD CAR, OKAY?

Fuck Gar Forman