Basic bitches be basic. That’s why I can’t get excited about her.

#PinkOutDay 9/29!!

See also: Houzz in the interior design industry.

They do. TripAdvisor is very much “pay to play.”

She is a See You Next Thursday and and a high-riding bitch. The rumors are very much true about her. She needs to feel just the tiniest bit bad about herself for something...it must be a brand new emotion.

As per my handle I’m with you 100%!

If it turns out to by anything like “Untouchable Face” I would play it on repeat.

All Dogs Go to Heaven’s Carface feels you mightily! “I am surrounded by morons!!!”

I was all about to post an image from Star Trek: Nemesis and then I realized this was a doctored version...and then I subsequently realized had been out-nerded. Bravo!

I just corrected someone on the “Is Jimmy Kimmel Hot Now?” article. I told him/her to get over to Shade Court stat!

I like the cut of your jib, but you’re assuming we all want to teach full time. Saints preserve me! That’s entirely too much time in the library!

Vanderbilt is a research university...so no...also they have all the monies. There is more than enough to go around for adjuncts...if they care to pay.

Frankly, they’re much better at education than football.

Oh no, bless your heart...my alma mater cares very much about winning football games, they just can’t manage it. They certainly spend plenty of University and booster money trying every year.

I can’t remember who said this about Chis Christie and the bridge debacle but it applies here very well—and of course I’m paraphrasing:

Tits and ass haven’t radical in about 20 years.

Strap in my fellow New Yorkers...Pride Parade is about to be extra glittery this weekend!

The struggle thirst is real...

She is also a truly beautiful woman. I had them both in my store a few years back. 100% normal, chill folks.