So Somerset Collection? I swear it’s like a different country up there in Bloomfield Hills.

A little knowledge is a terrible thing sometimes.

As in Uncle Ruckus? That would be strangely amazing!!

Everyone has fucked Alan Cummings....and by everyone I just mean I have a friend of a friend you used to fuck him too. That’s everybody, right?!

I helped him in store I used to work in a few years ago. The charisma is strong with that one. He is by no means my type these days but he is still viscerally irresistible. His GF on the other hand was a see you next Thursday.

My mother still proudly says the government cheese makes the best grilled cheese sandwiches. I myself still eat an ungodly amount of chicken nuggets for a “grown up.”

Lol. Basic bitches be basic.

And here in NYC it is Moncler. $1000 for the basic jacket. Bitch please. Those jackets are great because when I see a person in one I already know he’s new money and boring as hell.

Starring this because I still have both artists/bands on my iPod—so I’m impressed.

You know you are an old when you look at your s.o. after a Loews commercial and say something like, “My GOD look at that washer and dryer!!! That is straight up appliance porn!”

Oh yes! Mayor Carcetti can definitely get it.

Get thee to Peaky Blinders stat. After a weekend binge he replaced my long-time vanilla husband Bendydick Cumsinbatches.

I was actually shocked by how self-aware she came off when making a reference to her look on Ru Paul Drag Race. She admitted she never changes her hair so she has a lot in common with drag queen earl who always wears gray wigs. Now if she would just admit she is wearing a wig or at least a mad load of extensions...

So much word! I used to work at The Container Store after grad school. See I had an advanced degree and I was teaching two university courses and privately tutoring—but I needed at least one steady job to count on week in, week out. Academia doesn't offer that for most people, so to retail I went. Pro tip: You…

I think John Oliver said it best, "This is a man who hasn't had anyone say 'no' to him in over 25 years."

As Vin noted below—you definitely get from Citizenfour that he is very high on his own supply, drinking his own Kool Aid, etc, but he still (very much with the help of Glen Greenwald) did something very brave and necessary.

So he is the male version of a basic bitch...a basic bro, if you will. I have one of these at home—my step-son. He's a model. He says stupid shit like this all.of.the.time. He's 20. Here's my question to you—what else would you want a popular, well-off 20 year old basic bro to sound like? Of course he has nothing…

Might I also point out that those high fashion claws just look like the ones the manicurist puts on when you get acrylics and she hasn't cut them down yet. They're not even shaped properly!

Tripadvisor.com is full of fake reviews—at least that's what I've found with my searches for resorts in the Caribbean.