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Ooooohhhh. "The air is full of spices..." Say it again Colonel Brandon, say it again!!! (Think of me as the hyenas in the Lion King when I chant this.)

I heart Buffet for his willingness to call shenanigans on Conservative bullshit, so I have to return the favor here. Two things:

Listen I don't need your facts here!! But, you're right and a Hendrick's martini with a twist is a lovely summer drink.

Ha! Martini glasses are extra "spill-y." Especially if you have more than one!

You can really blow their minds when you say "water back" in addition. Water where?!!?

I once had a dude-bro bartender condescendingly respond to my standard martini order, "Kettle martini, up, extra dry, olives," with "my, that's a lot of explanation for one drink." No, dipshit, that's how you order a martini. It's a pretty basic martini—but some weirdos like gin and vermouth—blerg.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayl. Wash for evah!!!

You will pry my "Made in Detroit" t-shirt out of my cold dead hands. That is the one cool thing he has done.

Llama face!!!

I also think the Tonys are in also very much about still getting folks into the theaters to see these shows that are still up. "On your next trip to NYC come and see us!" The Tonys are as much as showcase of new plays and musicals as they are about the awards. It just isn't as much of a masturbatory,…

I want that purple drink!

For those who care...I'm 99% sure that's a Van Cleef and Arpel convertible zipper necklace/bracelet. When you zip it closed it becomes a bracelet. And no it wasn't originally designed for the Duchess...though she owned a lot of VCA. Did Robbie actually make that dumb comment?

I think you mean wig glue...

Phil gives me the major feels because he was murded. Sooo sad!!

But can we talk about that terrible wig, just for a sec?

No E.L James this is not a love story. Its a sex story with some conspicuous coconsumption, terrible sentence construction and crying mixed in. Oh right, and a pointless murderous stalker and an unintended pregnancy thrown in to give the later books some "stakes."

I believe George Carlin called that passive eugenics.

And last night she proved she is still the coolest woman you have ever seen. Bow down bitches.

I tell you what though...once you see that lace-front, you can never un-see it.